We've tried The No-Cry Sleep Solution
and we've tried The No-Cry Nap Solution
with marginal success.
Some days only Go the F**k to Sleep is appropriate.
I'm sure Alice will figure out how to sleep on her own one day but until then you'll be able to pick us out in a crowd as the couple with the baggy eyes and snot stained shirts.
If your kid goes to sleep at 5:30pm, we hate you.
Why couldn't we have been blessed with a narcoleptic child!?
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